| Monday, January 24, 2005 |
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1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their
house...they run around in their underwear just like we do. 2. Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud. 3.Don't ever do anything wrong (well not anything). girls remember things for life and anything you did wrong will be used against you in the future. 4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful. 5. Don't refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous. 6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it. 7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms. 8. If you don't sleep with them, do not tell your friends that you did, -- 8.5. If you DO sleep with them, don't tell your friends that you did. 9. You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not offended by it... 10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales. 11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're a PUSSY. --11.5 Do you honestly need all your money that much? If you refused, DON'T BE A MAN. 12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it's not a serious relationship. 13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to thedoor.If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely. 14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to kick the crap out of him. 15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer. 16. Never, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back. 17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went. 18. You're dead meat if you can't get along with their pets, parents and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals. 19. Never go out with her best friend alone! I am sure you wouldn't like her going out alone with yours too. 20. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross,and it really does make them feel like crap, so be understanding. 21. If you don't like the way they drive, you do it. 22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend. 23. Don't stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you. 24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked. 25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be gentle. 26. Memorize their birthdays. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life. 27. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful. 28. If you think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt you more if you draw it out. 29. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, but it can be lost in a nanosecond. 30. Do not intend to lie to her. ||7:54 PM||
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| Saturday, January 22, 2005 |
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Resist the temptation to discount what seem like insignificant concerns offered by parents.
No matter how inconsequential the concerns may seem to you, you risk sending a message of not caring or not paying attention. Remember, most parents do not take the risk of approaching someone in authority, including teachers, unless they feel strongly about their concern. Making a joke, refusing to listen, or communicating disinterest may create more hurt and disappointment than you realize—and can spell trouble in the future. ||7:41 PM||
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| Friday, January 21, 2005 |
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THIS WEEK'S LOVESCOPES
for 1/17 - 1/23 2005 What to expect this week: This is a week when we can descend into the past, reconnect with the source of our wounds, and begin the process of healing them. The trick is to bravely go where it hurts most, but with enough detachment to watch, learn and move on. Relationship issues can be attacked where we can do the most good, within ourselves. Blaming others or feeling guilty are detours from the path of love, don't take them. ARIES (March 20–April 19) High energy in the second half of the week brings out the adventurous side of your personality, Aries. Hanging with an overly sensitive individual is likely to cramp your style, so avoid those who can't take the noise, the passion or the intensity. TAURUS (April 20–May 20) Taking a leadership role puts you in the spotlight this week, Taurus. Even though the setting isn't romantic, it could lead to a personal connection. Just showing how comfortable you are with people could make someone want to get comfy with you. GEMINI (May 21–June 20) Being chatty and outgoing helps you meet people this weekend. But, it's important to stop talking long enough to listen carefully to what's being said. That's because something you're hearing might not be quite accurate. Maintain a little skepticism. CANCER (June 21–July 22) Work comes first now, Cancer. Taking care of business might not be your idea of fun, but getting all of your responsibilities out of way gives you time to relax this weekend. And it's that kind of easygoing attitude it takes to enjoy yourself with another person. LEO (July 23–August 22) The Sun hits your house of partnership this week, Leo, which is likely to bring new people into your life. But they tend to be different than others you've known in the past. Too weird for you, or just the change of pace that you're looking for? You'll see. VIRGO (August 23–September 22) Helping others is a great way to help yourself now, Virgo. The more generous you are, the more compassion that you show, the more that you get in return. So be sure to accept any gifts or attention that you get now, because your sure deserve it. LIBRA(September 23–October 22) Fun starts early for you, Libra, so don't put off playtime until the weekend. Break out of your usual pattern and do something social on Monday or Tuesday, even if it means falling behind a little bit in your work. SCORPIO (October 23–November 22) A heart-to-heart conversation about an issue that you've been keeping to yourself can make a huge difference now, Scorpio. Sharing your secret might not be easy, but when you do, it will be so much easier to share joy with another person, as well. SAGITTARIUS (November 22–December 21) You're even more high energy than usual this week, Sagittarius. This is great if you've got an outlet for it. Physical activity is one way to use it, going on an adventure with a new person is another. Sitting still, though, doesn't look like an option now. CAPRICORN (December 22–January 19) Showing some vulnerability can bring a person closer to you this week, Capricorn. Sure, it can feel risky to show your soft side, but letting down your defenses is what it takes to let someone else in. Giving up control is a price well worth paying now. AQUARIUS (January 20–February 18) The Sun enters your sign on Wednesday, beginning your season. It's time to shine, Aquarius, dressing a little sharper, brightening up your appearance and attitude and not taking yourself to seriously. Being playful might bring you a playmate now. PISCES (February 19–March 19) You know how to take the initiative without coming across as pushy now, Pisces. Go for what (or who) you want with style and imagination and you won't hear "no" for an answer. Even the hard cases can be softened by your charm this week. ||1:55 PM||
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| Friday, January 07, 2005 |
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Guys drink to forget about the girl...
Girls drink to think back about the guy... When guys are in love, they become poor... When girls are in love, they become pretty... Guys can forget, but cannot forgive... Girls can forgive, but cannot forget... Guys care the most about the quantity of love... Girls care the most about the quality of love... Guys break-up when they feel love from another Girl... Girls break-up when they feel the feeling of separation from her man... Guys feel curiosity towards all Girls... Girls feel curiosity towards Guys who are interested in her... When Guys are heartbroken, they try to forget about the Girl by going out with another Girl... When Girls are heartbroken, they try to find his characteristics from another Guy... Guys wish to be her first love.... Girls wish to be his last love.... ||1:33 AM||
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